A birthday is the opposite of a funeral. Unless you are a cake.
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- December 23, 2009 – 12:48 pm
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Golf is not considered manly. And figure skating is not considered manly. But apparently when you put them together and call it hockey it is.
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- November 23, 2009 – 11:19 pm
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There should be a superhero whose power is emotional stability.
“Someone robbed the bank!”
“Yes, but that money was insured by the FDIC.”
“Oh.”
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- November 20, 2009 – 11:17 pm
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Homeless trolls have to live above the bridge.
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- November 18, 2009 – 11:16 pm
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If your last name is a color, you should avoid getting in trouble with the law, because there’s a good chance the jury has played a decent amount of Clue.
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- November 16, 2009 – 5:21 pm
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I got pulled over and the officer asked me if I knew how fast I’d been going. I told him 913 miles an hour, but apparently they don’t take the rotation of the Earth into consideration.
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- November 13, 2009 – 12:34 pm
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Making out in the back seat is better if you don’t own a motorcycle.
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- November 9, 2009 – 6:11 pm
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Putting an arbitrary question and an adverb at the end of a sentence makes it sound British, doesn’t it then?
Putting an arbitrary question and an adverb at the end of a sentence makes it sound British, doesn’t it then?
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- November 6, 2009 – 6:04 pm
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If you wear one of those umbrella hats, you can make your hot tub look like a tropical drink.
If you wear one of those umbrella hats, you can make your hot tub look like a tropical drink.
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- November 4, 2009 – 7:42 pm
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Compare / Contrast
A good place to practice improvised jazz.
Not a good place to practice improvised jazz.