Monthly Archives: January 2010

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When I have to try to explain the computer to my grandparents, I try to remember that this is exactly what I’ll be doing with my grandkids when they can’t figure out where to plug themselves in.

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Some disorders become neutralized when you add another disorder. Narcolepsy added to sleep-walking becomes consistent exercise with no effort.

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As it turns out, I only thought I was a hypochondriac.
As it turns out, I only thought I was a hypochondriac.

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If you’re going bald, you should wear a bald wig over your toupee with another toupee on top of it. That way if someone accidentally knocks the toupee off, you can say “Oh, don’t worry. That baldness is fake too.” And then you can pull off the bald wig and everyone will be relieved to [...]

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Every hat is a top hat.