It was either fall off a wall or be torn apart from the inside by a gargantuan baby chicken. Either way, Humpty Dumpty’s end was going to be tragic.
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Turning sprinting into an extreme sport is as simple as turning the finish line into a wall.
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People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. They should also not throw laser tag tournaments. Or surprise birthday parties.
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When I have to try to explain the computer to my grandparents, I try to remember that this is exactly what I’ll be doing with my grandkids when they can’t figure out where to plug themselves in.
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Some disorders become neutralized when you add another disorder. Narcolepsy added to sleep-walking becomes consistent exercise with no effort.
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As it turns out, I only thought I was a hypochondriac.
As it turns out, I only thought I was a hypochondriac.
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