(FAIRFAX) At today’s Virginia Entertainment Expo, Gaming giant Electronic Action announced that it has opted to go in a “new direction” with its famed World War II videogame franchise, Medal of Warfare: Duty Beckons. Bill Windsor, president of the company, offered a summary of the impending changes, saying that “with cutting-edge graphics becoming almost life-like, [...]
Categories: News Satire
Tagged: satire, videogames, war, World War II
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- May 29, 2009 – 2:01 pm
- Author:
- By HeplerOnline
(METROPOLIS) Friday afternoon, a man standing on a nearby sidewalk heckled Superman as he attempted to save a bus full of school children.
Superman’s arch-nemesis, Doomsday, had taken the entire bus hostage as a part of a reoccurring attempt at world domination. Superman was attempting to lift the bus above his head to relative safety [...]
Categories: News Satire
Tagged: Batman, heckler, Superman
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- July 24, 2008 – 12:00 am
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- By HeplerOnline
CHICAGO – A man who stopped taking dance lessons at a local studio returned to his home on the North Side only to be informed by friends that he had validated a racial stereotype. Robert Patterson had enrolled in the class on a whim, but then quit, citing the monthly fees as “not worth it”. [...]
Categories: News Satire
Tagged: race, satire, stereotypes
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- May 15, 2008 – 6:56 pm
- Author:
- By HeplerOnline
IRVING, TEXAS – What had for months been a pleasant ritual of after-school education turned to horror yesterday when an unidentified dinosaur attempted to eat a local elementary student.
Michael Wallace was in the middle of a song about how to count to ten in Spanish when the attack occurred. “We had just gotten to ‘cinco’, that [...]
Categories: News Satire
Tagged: Barney, dinosaur, kid's shows, purple, satire
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- April 29, 2008 – 10:39 pm
- Author:
- By HeplerOnline